In the last 9 or 10 weeks I've been watching a lot more films than I have previously done in the past, probably because I have a lot more free time on my hands now than I ever have done before (not that it's a good thing to waste this watching films, but one has to do something, right?), so I thought, "why not start talking about the films that I've been watching?" and why not indeed, sure you can talk about them at the pub or with friends, family, whoever, but that just doesn't give the same level of satisfaction as, say, ranting inanely about them on the world wide web, now does it? No it doesn't. And that's just what I'm going to do, great, huh? *
This is how it's going to work, I'll update this topic every week or so with the running title; "What I've been watching this week", then I'll simply name the films, write a short paragraph about each, saying what I liked, what I hated, etc etc and then I'll score them a number out of ten, one being the most detestable piece of filth ever to grace my television (or indeed, the world) and ten being the new love of my life.
Now, you may have noticed that this article is called "Bias Film Reviews" emphasis on the word "Bias", these film reviews are going to be short, snappy, badly written and above all, composed with no thought for anyone's point of view bar my own (that is a promise by the way). I guess, what I'm getting at here is, don't come to me with your numerous disagreements that you're no doubt going to have about my review on your favorite film, because quite frankly I don't want to hear them. If you do disagree however, feel free to write a "rival" review and leave a link in the comment box or send me a nasty personal message and I won't reply. Well you know what they say, hate mail is better than no mail.
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